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[godstongue]

( voice, text, telepathy, video, voicemail, bitching idk. )

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[subnauticmods]

[ On the morning of December 25th, Erina will wake up to a small, brightly wrapped package next to where she sleeps. Inside it will be a drawing of her and URSULA in her robot form, both baking a cake together. The picture is also framed. Besides that, there are also cookies that she managed to bake herself! As she cannot taste test, they might not be perfect, but they are cutely decorated with “Happy Holidays, Erina!” and other holiday themed items, like snowmen and reindeer.

A note attached simply says, “From URSULA!” ]

[godstongue]

[ 1.3/10 on the cookies BUT OH NO THIS IS! CUTE!

She will repay URSULA... one day. ]

text

[gnasher]

[Erina will find an email attachment of all the types of fish (and crustaceans, and other edible sea-things) Rin's been able to catch; it is quite extensive. Rin's also taken the time to briefly list which ones he's tried to cook, and what they taste like -- certainly not to the extent that a gourmet chef might describe it, but rudimentary descriptions like "white fish" "bitter fish" etc. the entire document is basically a very orderly excel sheet; what a huge loser]

[after the file downloads, a text will come through]

i've been compiling a similar list for herbs, but it's on one of the computers in the labs and wasn't really made with cooking in mind, apart from seeing whats safe and what isn't. i can pass that data on to you if you want, though.

[godstongue]

[ Boy.

But who's the bigger loser him or her after she sends this: ]

This is quite impressive, albeit a little lacking to what I'm used to. However for someone who's not as familiar of the culinary arts the attempt was made and for that I applaud you.

Herbs are quite important for certain dishes so yes, if you're able to send that I would be happy to look that over as well.

[gnasher]

i know it sucks being here, but it must be pretty exciting for you, in a sense. all these brand new ingredients... you're literally making dishes no one's ever heard of japan. hell, earth, even.

working on the herb list when i get to the labs fyi

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[splasher]

hi, you know how a lot of people have been helping out directly with the whole alien situation? i was wondering if when they came back and everything's resolved, if we could have a big feast for everyone?

Re: 1/22 text

[splasher]

i know that's a pretty obnoxious thing to ask, but i'm just not really the best in the kitchen. i'd lend a hand and do what i can to help out... i just thought it was something we could do..?
please let me know what you think
thank you

[godstongue]

If you think it's obnoxious why bother asking?
There's no need for you to answer that, by the way.

Anyway.

I believe it would be a good idea. Those directly involved in fighting should return with something to show our appreciation, so a feast would probably be the best.
And so long as you follow exactly what I say then everything should go smoothly.

text

[gnasher]

yo, nakiri. do you know a good piroshki recipe?

[godstongue]

Good day, Matsuoka.

I know of a few, yes, if you're planning on making some I can send you a simple one.

[ Actually he doesn't even have to text her with a yes or no because she's already sending him one. ]

If you're in need of step-by-step instructions it will only take me a minute.

[gnasher]

let me take a pass at it on my own, i'll let you know if it's a disaster.

thanks. how's it going?

text

[gnasher]

do you know anything about dancing?

Re: text

[godstongue]

As much as I do about fishing.

Re: text

[godstongue]

Maybe a little more than fishing.

Re: text

[gnasher]

how much is a little more?

text

[gnasher]

[he's stupid!!! news at 11. this is the person he should have spoken to in the first place]

i got an egg problem.

Re: text

[godstongue]

Egg is just fine.

Oh. Forget that.
What's your problem?

Re: text

[gnasher]

[lol]

a friend and i have been helping the skyrays move to the island base, since it's a better environment for them than the aurora. but i found an egg by itself.

backdated str8 d8 day after text

[gnasher]

thanks for coming out to the rink with me, by the way. i don't think i said.

[did she have fun...? it seemed like it, apart from a couple sketchy moments where it was clear that they were both a little rusty]

Re: backdated str8 d8 day after text

[godstongue]

You didn't. But it's no problem.
I'm just glad you didn't split your head open.

[quadjumps]

hey. erina right
did you know rin's a merman?
that's why his tastes are off.

[godstongue]

Yes this is Erina.
Ah, so he finally told you?
Then I should come clean that I'm a vampire.

[quadjumps]

BULLSHIT
if you were a vampire
you wouldn't be eating human food. smfh

backdated to before the volcano

[quadjumps]

where is the lie

[godstongue]

lie
[lahy]

noun
1. a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
Synonyms: prevarication, falsification.
Antonyms: truth.
2. something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture:
His flashy car was a lie that deceived no one.
3. an inaccurate or false statement; a falsehood.

The lie is within the words you read/hear and believe are true. I hope that answers your question.