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[godstongue]

( voice, text, telepathy, video, voicemail, bitching idk. )

Comments

[gnasher]

failure's a part of the learning process, isn't it? it is for swimming, anyway. and you could start with my lists. there's weird shit on there.

jake can't lie even when he should. he's a totally embarrassing, really nice guy.

my burrito was more than edible, it was pretty damn good. i learned how to cook when i was pretty young, for my sister, and cooked even more for myself once i got on diets for swimming.

[godstongue]

[ STOP RIGHT THERE! Rin hasn't unlocked that character arc yet, so Erina's gonna gloss over that first part like she's on a slip-and-slide. ]

He's different. A good different.

Then have you tried making anything strange since you've been here? Your research alone shows that you keep yourself busy.

[gnasher]

[notices.... this sidestep...............]

definitely.

i tried to make seafood custard with rabbit trays but they were too bitter. and i like bitter, usually.

[godstongue]

Rin Matsuoka.
Why would you do that? It doesn't even sound appetizing.

[gnasher]

i like seafood custard.

[godstongue]

Okay.

[godstongue]

Let me taste it.

One Day.

aybe.

[godstongue]

*Maybe.

[gnasher]

no way! it wasn't good. my best dishes are spicy meat. that's what i'd want to show a pro chef in training.

[godstongue]

You're still alive aren't you?

The worse that can happen is that I lose all my taste buds but I hardly doubt that's possible.

[gnasher]

i might be a swimmer, but i don't submit anything but my best work. whether it's school, cooking, my hobbies.

i'll make you something that'll nearly burn your tastebuds off, but i won't do something subpar.

[#perfectionists]

[godstongue]

I can eat spicy food.

[ She's lying. ]

[gnasher]

yeah, that's what people say.

until they try mine.

[gnasher]

and learn the true meaning of heat.

[godstongue]

I already know the true meaning of heat?

[godstongue]

heat
hēt
noun
1. the quality of being hot; high temperature.

[gnasher]

wrong. true spice is soul-searing!

[godstongue]

But that's the definition of heat.

[gnasher]

i'm redefining it.

[godstongue]

[ Sounds fake. ]

You can't just redefine a word.

[gnasher]

why not? we live on an alien planet.

[godstongue]

That changes nothing.

[gnasher]

are you up for my spicy food challenge or not.

[godstongue]

Yes.

[godstongue]

And if I leave unscathed you are no longer the renowned redefiner of this alien planet.