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[godstongue]

( voice, text, telepathy, video, voicemail, bitching idk. )

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hey. erina right
did you know rin's a merman?
that's why his tastes are off.

[godstongue]

Yes this is Erina.
Ah, so he finally told you?
Then I should come clean that I'm a vampire.

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BULLSHIT
if you were a vampire
you wouldn't be eating human food. smfh

[godstongue]

Vampires evolve like humans do.
In the past, yes, my ancestors were unable to eat human food but we adjusted for the better. Especially for us who want to live among humans without posing as a threat.

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..sounds fake but okay.
you aren't feeding off of me, got it?

[godstongue]

I don't like child's blood.

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WHOA.
i'm not a child??? i'm probably older than you???

[godstongue]

I'm 16.

[quadjumps]

you aren't even legal yet you're still a kid

[godstongue]

And? Are you a vampire? Do you decide on our preferences??

[quadjumps]

i'm saying i'm not a child
by definition if i'm a child then that makes you a child too

[godstongue]

I never said I was an adult but okay.

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so what do you feed off of old ladies and grandpas

[godstongue]

Those above seventeen, but I have never had blood of someone over thirty.

Would you like a list of people I drank from while here?

[quadjumps]

............do i even want to know

[godstongue]

You know them well.

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...oh my god
don't tell me it was those two morons

[godstongue]

They were very understanding. It's convenient to have people I can rely on for this.