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[godstongue]

( voice, text, telepathy, video, voicemail, bitching idk. )

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[godstongue]

Are you referring to my God's tongue?

If not no. I just like being on a schedule.

[gnasher]

your what now?

oh. i can appreciate that.

[godstongue]

Don't worry about it.

It's how I've been living life for years now so I doubt I'll break out of that habit even while I'm here.
But it's normal for people to go about their day without one, right?

[gnasher]

you can't just brush over it, oi. what's a god tongue?

maybe? i've got a rigorous schedule myself, so i wouldn't know. but i'd hope you're open to some surprises.

[godstongue]

It's what I'm known for back home. My tongue can analyze any dish, down to the spices and time taken to make it, with perfect accuracy.

As long as it doesn't cause any problems it should be fine.

[gnasher]

that's pretty incredible! like some kind of cooking superpower.

my cooking's a good surprise, i promise. this isn't a set up for the world's worst chili.

[godstongue]

It's both a blessing and a curse.

I expect nothing but the best from you. If you do manage to soil my tongue I will never forgive you so long as we are breathing the same air.

[gnasher]

sounds like natural talent, yeah.

[he wouldn't really know apart from what he's seen Haru struggle with -- he's only cursed with drive, not talent. and he has to work himself to the bone to match Haru's incredible natural skills]

i work well under pressure.

[godstongue]

You're free to call it that.

[ She definitely takes pride in it. Too bad her wasteman of a dad trained her like she was a dog over it. ]

Good. Because I mean every word I say.

[godstongue]

Except not really.
I will talk to you in professional settings.
And unprofessional ones.
And in general.
I'll just be a little mad.

[gnasher]

[this correction... is so awkward]

[he wasn't taking your smack talk to heart?? aaAA?]

[probably shouldn't tease her -- ]

what about underwater ones? there's no air there.

[godstongue]

I can't swim well so we would never be in that kind of situation.

[gnasher]

eh? seriously? you're welcome to use the pool to practice.

[isn't she scared about being on a water planet with limited swimskills...?]

[gnasher]

i mean, not like it's my pool.

[he just acts like it is]

i'm just saying i'm not always in there.

[godstongue]

[ She's stupid okay.

They're both stupid. ]

I almost don't believe you.

I could have sworn the last time I came across the pool there was a large sign that read "Rin Matsouka's Pool". It was almost as if it was yours.

[gnasher]

[is this her sense of humour? c r u e l]

oi, see if i ever offer you any swimming lessons.

[godstongue]

I'll simply learn on my own.

[ SHE WON'T. ]

If I drown you will all be down one chef, however.