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[godstongue]

( voice, text, telepathy, video, voicemail, bitching idk. )

Comments

[gnasher]

that's pretty incredible! like some kind of cooking superpower.

my cooking's a good surprise, i promise. this isn't a set up for the world's worst chili.

[godstongue]

It's both a blessing and a curse.

I expect nothing but the best from you. If you do manage to soil my tongue I will never forgive you so long as we are breathing the same air.

[gnasher]

sounds like natural talent, yeah.

[he wouldn't really know apart from what he's seen Haru struggle with -- he's only cursed with drive, not talent. and he has to work himself to the bone to match Haru's incredible natural skills]

i work well under pressure.

[godstongue]

You're free to call it that.

[ She definitely takes pride in it. Too bad her wasteman of a dad trained her like she was a dog over it. ]

Good. Because I mean every word I say.

[godstongue]

Except not really.
I will talk to you in professional settings.
And unprofessional ones.
And in general.
I'll just be a little mad.

[gnasher]

[this correction... is so awkward]

[he wasn't taking your smack talk to heart?? aaAA?]

[probably shouldn't tease her -- ]

what about underwater ones? there's no air there.

[godstongue]

I can't swim well so we would never be in that kind of situation.

[gnasher]

eh? seriously? you're welcome to use the pool to practice.

[isn't she scared about being on a water planet with limited swimskills...?]

[gnasher]

i mean, not like it's my pool.

[he just acts like it is]

i'm just saying i'm not always in there.

[godstongue]

[ She's stupid okay.

They're both stupid. ]

I almost don't believe you.

I could have sworn the last time I came across the pool there was a large sign that read "Rin Matsouka's Pool". It was almost as if it was yours.

[gnasher]

[is this her sense of humour? c r u e l]

oi, see if i ever offer you any swimming lessons.

[godstongue]

I'll simply learn on my own.

[ SHE WON'T. ]

If I drown you will all be down one chef, however.